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What an odd day for an apocalypse. I mean, really, a Wednesday? Color me surprised.

So... I'm not sure exactly what's going on (beyond the obvious, read: ZOMBIES!), but I can tell you all one thing for sure: accountants make scarier zombies than you might think. Though at least their tendancy to always carry a pen in their front pocket lends itself to easy-access weapons. I stabbed two zombies in the eye on my way into the office today. Of course, that didn't stop them for long. I barely made it into the elevator! I need to find something good for decapitation around here, but all we have are office supplies!

Something tells me I should've just called in sick...

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Date: 2007-06-13 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Do y'all have any of those big ol' paper cutter things? If you can get the blade off, that'd be handy. :)

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Date: 2007-06-13 09:48 pm (UTC)
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I got brains on my favourite top. :( Apocalypses suck, yo!

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Date: 2007-06-14 08:24 am (UTC)
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Ah, but cold water or hot? There's blood too, see. I know you have to soak blood in cold water, but no-one ever said anything about brains.
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Date: 2007-06-13 10:51 pm (UTC)
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*shuffles around clumsily, looking for brains to eat*

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